Job Posting – Native English Speaker for talking

Two days ago I had a one day job in a small city 2 hours outside of Ha Noi.  In this job I was to stand around, smile, look Anglo-Saxon and speak English.  No, really.  Luckily for them, they’d hired a professional….I can do that stuff with my eyes closed.  I was picked up by the administrator…..or something…of the school.  We also stopped and picked … Continue reading Job Posting – Native English Speaker for talking

Strolling along…

Just across the way from my place is a small lake….a pond, really…and this morning I strolled over there for a ca phé.  I brought my David Sedaris book with me to read while I sipped.  So, here’s this enormously tall American woman sitting by the pond, having her morning cuppa Joe, giggling maniacally……there goes the neighborhood… Anyway, as I sat there, I’d occasionally tear … Continue reading Strolling along…

Crosstown Traffic

Back in the….60’s?…70’s?….sometime way back then…..there was a safe driving ad campaign on American television called “Watch Out for the Other Guy”. Basically it was just a good driving tip saying, in effect “Be aware of what’s going on around you while you’re driving – Watch out for the other guy.”  Common sense, right? Here in Hanoi, they have the same philosophy…..but in reverse….or…sideways….or something.  … Continue reading Crosstown Traffic